Drunkards are arguably the most entertaining beings on earth.

If you ever get bored or the world is falling apart, try having a conversation with a drunk guy and trust me when I say all your problems are going to fall apart.

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A drunk guy will tell you his life story and even give you some great advice on how to handle your situation properly.

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Imagine walking home at night and finding a guy in a suit singing at the top of his lungs as he rolled around on the bare floor.

You lean over to ask him if he’s okay, he throws the question back to you.

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These guys know how to implement the famous You Only Live Once slogan.

Members of the Kilimani Facebook group, moms and dads have shared their habits when they get drunk and some will just leave you in trouble.

1. Talk to animals.

2. Sing aloud in the wee hours of the night.

3. Play on the sand like a little child.

4. Get dirty and laugh.

5. Greet everyone you meet.

6. Choose fights with everyone.

7. Buy beer for everyone in the pub.

8. Referring to everyone as mheshimiwa (honorable).

9. Chase small children while they play.

10. Passing out in the trenches.

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11. Harass your wife and children with annoying stories.

12. Go to the neighbor’s house despite his restraint.

13. Arguing with the person on TV.

14. Call your wife by the name of your chic side.

15. Fall asleep at the local pub.

16. Hit all the women you meet.

17. Speak pure English like a pro.

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